Xyz: "You smoke?"
Me: "If i don't answer will you die?"
Xyz: "No, but if you smoke you'll die."
Me: "Whatever!"
Xyz: "You're killing yourself."
Me: "Dont call it killing, call it Gentle Suicide."
Xyz: "Gentle? Wait, what?"
Me: "Cigarette butt."
*Xyz looks at me all confused*
Me: "Baby It rhymes." :P
for those who do... please stop smoking..
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