Monday, March 22, 2010

(O)kay Dee(p) Shit!

Seema i have a problem socializing"
Hahaha! As if i din't figure that out the very first, no actually the second time when i met you :P
Okay figured out? not yet!
yes Kd i am bloggin about you today :D
LUJAR! when you said. "Seema, blog about me" i took it seriously then and there, though i pretended not to.
thats how nice i am :p

Okay people you should know it's Kd  A.K.A. Sumedh
1) When you see a guy from far far away whose wearing a Porcupine Tree (Gimme the tee & the discography!)

2) When someone stays with you on text day in and day out. Nothing makes him go away -_- jeez!

3) When you see someone sitting quietly in the corner, having beer & watching his friends howl like monkey and in between howling stalk's the girls kissing.. :P

4) When you receive lyrics as a text message..

5) When you see Aakash shetty going down on one knee for someone..

6) When you see someone getting hospitalized for getting thrown away while moshing with Afaque :D

7) When you see someone lie on a bar counter getting seduced by Soham with an ice cube :)) Jeez! His fantasy stories!

8) When you start getting pelar posts on your wall saying "tu cheez badi hai mast mast" :P

9) When you hear a guy talking more than very often about a hot chick he haven't even met :D

10) When you hear someone announcing every now and then that he now has a SLIGHT Beer Belly

11) When you meet a guy who thinks that dentists just stick their tongues in patients mouth..

12) When you come across a guy who's took an oath to not drink with Seema again because of the fear that she'd start pulling out teeth.

13) When you come across a guy who's demanding romantic conditions for getting raped by his so called hot chick :/

14) When you don't get the discography you'd once requested for..

15) When you come across someone who calls you awesome for the Hershey's you gave him which he loses after an hour. -_-

16) When you see someone quoting "You do not listen to music when with friends" after disconnecting Seema's ear plugs =x (seema gets pissed - *punches*)

17) When you see a third eye blind guy calling himself THE awesomeness .. *i mean WTF! everybody knows thats me :/

18) When you come across a wannabe dork.

19) When you come across a guy who has taste buds for Metal only.. (Yes he loves Gold, copper, iron, silver Blah blah.. And PORCUPINE TREE which stands as the only exception so far)

20) When you hear words like "BAAPNESS" , "TODU" , "CHAL EH, CHAL" more then very often..

21) When you come across a guy who would add into your most random hypothetical talks, as if he shared that figment of imagination with you.

22) When you come across a guy who had special appetite for Maggi  until last month.. Bwhahaha xD *ahem ahem*

23) When you share a secret & the lil jerk threatens to disclose the secret in public.

24) When you come across a guy who prefers to dream about Aakash running aound trees, laughing and jumping in rain..

25) When you come across this versatile guy who was with Ankit last weekend and is now with aki and dreams of a fling with soham.

26) When you hear someone alarm you about updating your blog by Saying "Bitch you owe me a post"

27) A person whom Seema is most likely to disown now cuz of making her do such mehnat -_-

No but seriously Kd, thenks for making everything as in life in general a cakewalk :)
Considering the person i was, i never thought i'd be stuk up with a jerk like you.
May every fucking one get a jerk'ish lil non beer belly friend like YOU!

P.S. No offence Aakash I wouldn't do anything to break what you and Kd share

P.P.S. .. Kd, you're SOOOOOOOO missing the LOG concert on 15th of May  (right?!) :-S .. Plijjj miss it!

Lou, SS.