Himesh Reshamiya PWNED you

Yes our very own Himesh Reshamiya. And if you have no idea about him you're not gonah enjoy reading this also you should get your filthy ass out of India (Mumbai preferably) DUDE how can you not know HIMESHji.

The history of people who've been Pwned,

1. Michael Jackson:
Himesh Reshamiya's NEVER ENDING "Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh" is a major pwnt to Michael Jackson's THE FAMOUS "Aaaowww!
 He clear broke the record with his one single nose. So back in your face Michael! Back in your reconstructed face!

2. Barack Obama:
Mister president you may be ruling the most powerful country BUT do you have HIMESH's MOST POWERFUL CAP? Do you have the ability to record 987654321 songs a day? So back in your face Mr.President.

3. Manmohan Singh:
with all due respect sir, we know you have strategist's , writers - who spoon feed you the speech. But Apla Himesh, he composes, sings, acts, approves models in his video , EVERYTHING .. he does it all by himself!
So. Singh Is King? *NO!*

4. Prem Chopra:
The Tall and Big Daddy of Bollywood Rapists. With over 400 Movies. Prem Chopra has acted in over 250 Rape Scenes *Omg facts* :P
Apla Himesh Dances in weddings with scantily dressed teenagers still managing not to be called as a
*PEDOPHILE* So sorry Prem Chopraji this man pwnts you without even giving the slightest HINT of him being a *bad boy*

5. James Bond:
Sir so what if you have the access to all the coolest gadgets can you summon a fleet of Auto Rickshaws?
Amcha Himesh very much can do that! Even if it's Europe or Paris.

6. Santa Claus:
So what if people sing carols in your remembrance, It's only for a month. While apla Himesh is all over, with taxi walah's and auto walah's blaring his nasal-hits. He's OMNIPRESENT! Can you compete his influence over the local transport? huh? Sorry to say he Pwnts you too.
**This Doesn't mean you don't put a gift in my sock this year**
We left our dog behind, now he wont even bark on you, please come. Okay?

Ermm
So this is it.. Any more addition to the list will be posted as Himesh Reshamiya PWNED you 'DWITIYA'

More? Later.
Toodles :*

Desi-Twilight? Kthxbai.

Bahhh SCARY .. i just saw this promo to the desi version of twilight saga :-S
HAHAHA So the Ekta Kapoor's version to TWILIGHT is titlled as an 'FANAA'

Also everyone who disliked twilight for anonymous reason is soooo gonna prefer twilight over fanna :P
HAHA those retarded novels and the movies werent as bad as Ekats desi twilight (I never thought in my worst nightmares ever that i'll come across such a phrase. Not even once.)

I guess it's high time i should block star one , Star plus etc .. before i get struck by a lightning for having such channels on my TV.. :-S

*Goes looking for the TV remote*

what ze fuck?!

Zin-ee-Shaw!

I always wanted to post about this delusional female in my life..
previously i used to find her annoying.. But it's now that i've realized, she's one of those females, who've made me laugh so much..
HAHAHA like seriously.. more than anything i just ...erm.. say I just pity her the most..
The entire time she's confused as to what she wants in life..  and most of these time she's out there looking for love.. HAHAHA

And trust me,  ever since we guys decided never to speak again , she's always been saying this one thing.. HAHA yaa just one thing in zillions of occasions.. I am sure you'd  want to know what exactly that one thing she keeps saying to me is..
Well in the following pictures you'll find  out. .

And also i want everyone to, pray for this female. I seriously want her to get well soon. For my ex's  sake.. after all he finds her better..
RIP you guys :)

Change in blog title.

PHEW!

So today i present a note to like whatever FEW 18 followers i have,let me tell you that (then) ' Forever is never long enough' is (now) Supaa Woman!

Yes, since the Superman died, i took the charge.

With a new name i feel super excited! WAIT! I mean SUPAA EXCITED! xD

Yes, also that you'll see the change in write-ups too :P

Also can i have a new designer please. I dont want red chuddy sticking out!

Till then, toodles :*

Also supaa is too hipster mo? But whattodo! Super is not available :(