Himesh Reshamiya PWNED you

Yes our very own Himesh Reshamiya. And if you have no idea about him you're not gonah enjoy reading this also you should get your filthy ass out of India (Mumbai preferably) DUDE how can you not know HIMESHji.

The history of people who've been Pwned,

1. Michael Jackson:
Himesh Reshamiya's NEVER ENDING "Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh" is a major pwnt to Michael Jackson's THE FAMOUS "Aaaowww!
 He clear broke the record with his one single nose. So back in your face Michael! Back in your reconstructed face!

2. Barack Obama:
Mister president you may be ruling the most powerful country BUT do you have HIMESH's MOST POWERFUL CAP? Do you have the ability to record 987654321 songs a day? So back in your face Mr.President.

3. Manmohan Singh:
with all due respect sir, we know you have strategist's , writers - who spoon feed you the speech. But Apla Himesh, he composes, sings, acts, approves models in his video , EVERYTHING .. he does it all by himself!
So. Singh Is King? *NO!*

4. Prem Chopra:
The Tall and Big Daddy of Bollywood Rapists. With over 400 Movies. Prem Chopra has acted in over 250 Rape Scenes *Omg facts* :P
Apla Himesh Dances in weddings with scantily dressed teenagers still managing not to be called as a
*PEDOPHILE* So sorry Prem Chopraji this man pwnts you without even giving the slightest HINT of him being a *bad boy*

5. James Bond:
Sir so what if you have the access to all the coolest gadgets can you summon a fleet of Auto Rickshaws?
Amcha Himesh very much can do that! Even if it's Europe or Paris.

6. Santa Claus:
So what if people sing carols in your remembrance, It's only for a month. While apla Himesh is all over, with taxi walah's and auto walah's blaring his nasal-hits. He's OMNIPRESENT! Can you compete his influence over the local transport? huh? Sorry to say he Pwnts you too.
**This Doesn't mean you don't put a gift in my sock this year**
We left our dog behind, now he wont even bark on you, please come. Okay?

Ermm
So this is it.. Any more addition to the list will be posted as Himesh Reshamiya PWNED you 'DWITIYA'

More? Later.
Toodles :*